A young lady goes to a new doctor for an examination,
and he discovers that she has crabs. He thinks to him-
self, "How am I going to tell her that she has crabs?"
After the exam he tells her to get dressed and meet him
back in his office. Once there he proceeds to tell her
that she has a very unusual condition. She is quite
concerned and asks him what it is.
He responds that she is suffering from Nixon's Disease.
She says, "What?"
He again responds, "Nixon's Disease."
She says, "Level with me, Doc, what does it mean?"
He responds, "Well Miss Jones, to put it very bluntly,
you've got bugs in your oval orifice."
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