fuagf -- a pure pyramid patronage/cronyism scheme
"cut us in on your best deals, straight-up, your insiders' terms or with a little extra juice thrown in for our insiders, we'll let you know, just cuz we are who we are and know who we know -- you know it'll be in your best interests"
completely shameless, and no less brazen, pure mob stuff -- and damned well should be, on its face, flatly, per se, no ifs, ands or buts, felony illegal