Oh man! I'm so embarrassed now! I guess I missed the follow up PR that detailed the "breakdown on basic plumbing and electrical details, how many non-retaining walls need to be built and where the reception area will be, etc, etc, this weekend. If they can't, our release will go out anyway and a second, with those details, will follow."
...wait? You mean I didn't miss it?! These details were never released? The HECK you say!?
(It's funny when they document their own fraud publically)