There is a great deal of irony in your post.
1. I am younger than you, just much less cynical/negative.
2. I retired before 31, with a real job prior to that.
3. The fact that you made money thru investing while I had a real job, in the past, has no bearing on this stock, the present or even reality at all, generally speaking.
And P.S.
As I sit here, all wet behind the ears, I do so comfortably with a little slice of equities myself. No need to compare boot sizes.
VRNG anyone?