BBNCT, not to try to one-up your elevator story, but....
A friend and I were in an elevator in Reno, fairly full of people. Well, Burt cuts a loud @$$ stinker in the crowded elevator. We were in the back and it was bad.
What does Burt do? Pats the old lady on the shoulder who is standing next to him and says (in an exaggerated whisper for all to hear), "Ma'am, if you don't say anything, they might think it was me".....
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