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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

[teapeebubbles]

Husband: "How about a little action tonight, honey?"

Wife: "Over my dead body!"

Husband: "How else?"

[teapeebubbles]

Judi and her boyfriend were setting at home one night and became bored.

"Hey, let's play a game" she said.

"What game?" was his bored reply.

"Let's play hide'n'seek. I'll give you a blow-job if you can find me."

"What if I can't find you?"

"I'll be behind the piano."

[teapeebubbles]

Q: What's the worst thing you can say to a man who complains that his wife is frigid?
A: No, she isn't!"