TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—The Republican National Committee issued a statement today indicating that due to Hurricane Isaac, the War on Women would be postponed until Tuesday.
Billy Coldane, who traveled from Bullitt County, Kentucky, to attend the War on Women, was just one of many Republicans who said they were “disgusted” by the Party’s decision.
“The Party is saying they’re doing this because of an ‘act of God,’ but postponing the War on Women is the exact opposite of what God would want,” he said. “Sometimes I wonder if Republicans are really serious about defeating women.”
He worried that postponing the War on Women “because of a little hundred-mile-per-hour wind” might be seen by the Party’s enemies as a sign of weakness: “There’s rotten weather every December and you don’t see Obama postponing the War on Christmas.”
'Todd Akin gets his views from, Dr. John Willkie, (tubes spastic so less chance of pregnancy under rape) who was part of Mitt Romney's team last time he ran for president .. Mitt chose as his running mate Paul Ryan and Paul Ryan co-sponsored a bill with Todd Akin on redefining rape .. a circle of jerks .. a circle jerk .. with the leaders of the GOP in the middle' .. LOLOL ..
Democrats are free to say what they really believe in public whereas Republican's see danger
as their fellow GOP madhatters see exposure .. OH NO! .. bare bottomed badness
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