No doubt about it.I'm going to have to help Leo write his PR's
"Cellceutix is extremely distraught to have to announce that the trials have been so successful that everyone is totally cured and has gone home.
We deeply apologize to all the other technologies we have inadvertently destroyed as a result and also sincerely apologize for any CONVENIENCE this has caused the patients and the oncology field in general.
Dr.Menon and Mr.Ehrlich have been dealt with severely because of this.
Leo has been placed on permanent paid leave ( we believe he is buying New Zealand and converting it into a summer retreat)
Dr.Menon , also on paid leave,now owns India and surrounding countries and Beijing,China is where he gets his chinese food and they deliver free (to him).
We want to assure our shareholders that successes like these will be met with immediate and decisive responses such as untold wealth and gratitude and in some cases fame.
We hope these actions will be a stern example to anyone even thinking of being involved with our advances in medicine."
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