Advice for all you rich men!!!
Well, I am not smart, I really had to struggle just to graduate, not rich, I pump gas for a living and live in a trailer. But I do have a big penis, 10 inches.
A friend of mine, who is a lawer and makes hundreds of thousands a year, lives in a big ass house,.... Met the love of his life, got engaged, married.... Two years after that they're divorced. During that time, I finally told him this, I was thumping his girlfriend two weeks after they met, thumping her during their engagement, I even thumped her the day they came back from their honeymoon.
Well, he got mad. So mad he did not talk to me. But I told him I would be a character witness against his wife. Something to do with paying less cash. After that he asked me why do I have so many women and how come I did that to him. My response was, because I could and women love big penises. And only men with small pensises get married under the age of 55. I also told him to go see a doctor and buy a big penis instead of a BMW. You will be alot happier. So he did.
He is now a partner in his law firm. banging all of the senoir parters' wives and the any women he wants to....
Now, you may be thinking what does this have to do with investing? Alot, takeout some of those capital gains, dump your girlfriend, and buy a big penis. You will be a lot happier and 3 to 5 times a week you can see you investment grow.
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