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Myspace is creepy.
Facebook is funny.
Twitter is twisted.
Bulletin boards? Mommy!

I share
You like
She tweets
We joke

On Matthew, On Clem
On Dan and David
On Shelly and Linda
And Edward the Latest.

For when there's an outage
You feel the outrage.
Just like an outcast
Without no internet outlet.

Internet fads?
They come and go.
Good thing for iHub
taking our dough.

May your bits be aligned
And your bytes be served.
May your credit card clear
Or you'll be perturbed.

- Meatloaf