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A statistics professor dies and so the test scheduled for that day is cancelled.
A student rings the department at 5 minute intervals to ask if the test is on. The guy answering the phone asks him, "Why the bloody hell are you ringing so often? I've told you 16 times the professor has passed away! What are you doing, some sort of research, are you experimenting on me? What the bloody hell is it?"

"Nah, the student replies, no research. I just like to hear you say it."

*This ia another Hal Ashburner joke from down under. It sure makes statisticians feel unwanted!