A young woman is telling her friend about a new man she is dating. The friend says, "What does he do for a living?"
"He's a statistician," the first girl replies.
"A statistician? Wallowing in numbers all day? He must be awfully boring!" says the friend.
"We-ell," says the first girl defensively, "It's not the numbers that matter. I Love what he does with them."
*Erica Heffernan sent this joke to me all the way from Sydney, Australia to conteract some of the "lame" jokes in the Gallery. Thanks, Erica but I may have to mail you a single crutch for this one. Any comments from the readers?
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