During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor
asked the Director what the criterion was which
defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket
to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal
person would use the bucket because it's bigger
than the spoon or the teacup."
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"No." said the Director, "A normal person would
pull the plug."
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