I had tried to post a link to an SI response by Mr. Mark to the news of yesterday's murder report, but the link didn't work. It was a one-line lyric from Da Doo Ron Ron:
Met him on a Monday and her heart stood still
Does that qualify as dark humor?
While I'm here, I'll add that I enjoy reading your daily adventures on the Rants thread ...
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