WOW...(calls friend)ring-ring...Hello? Yo Dawg!!! I just found this Amazing stock for .0012...It's a GOLD PLAY!!! Yahooooheee(very excitedly) Hangs up phone & invests Big Dollars! In @ .0018 Woo-Hoo & feeling good about this one. Later that week...
Yo Mugsy...It's the Cops! Yikes!! Why now! Why here!! Lay low & hit that sell button,cuz' you need money son! "Time for you to light up out of there and take a small profit from your very lucrative investments."
Later that week...WTF!?!?!? up 1300% ???OMG!!!Nooooooooooooo : / Our subject then runs a nice warm bath & grabs a razor blade-lol Stay tuned...GO GDSM!!! Back in this with your big Gold Boot in my Arse,but still in @ a Penny or less!!! FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!! GLTYA