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[SkeBallLarry]

WaitTil Nathan reads dat ...

[Newhampsha]

ME TOO, no problem, I'm good at it. There is a book called DIE BROKE. It is good book, funny. You write a rubber check to the undertaker for the funeral.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_9?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=die+broke&sprefix=Die+broke%2Cstripbooks%2C225

[BullNBear52]

One lazy Sunday morning Carlos and his wife were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when Carlos said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

Carlos' wife looked at him intently and said: "Carlos, what makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"