Actually, that reminds me of the time when I was a boy and my mother opened up the freezer and found a bunch of black rocks in there simply because I was assured by my best friend that if you put coal in the freezer long enough, they would turn into diamonds. Woe is me the harsh truths, realities and rampant deceit of false truths of my childhood. Took a while to recover from that one. Now I trade pink sheet stocks. Some people just never learn. *SIGH*