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chloebware

12/28/11 5:56 PM

#9179 RE: teapeebubbles #9178

Hey buddy here is a good one...


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Once upon a time a Wolf was lapping at a spring on a hillside, when, looking up, what should he see but a Lamb just beginning to drink a little lower down. "There's my supper," thought he, "if only I can find some excuse to seize it." Then he called out to the Lamb, "How dare you muddle the water from which I am drinking?"

"Nay, master, nay," said Lambikin; "if the water be muddy up there, I cannot be the cause of it, for it runs down from you to me."

"Well, then," said the Wolf, "why did you call me bad names this time last year?"

"That cannot be," said the Lamb; "I am only six months old."

"I don't care," snarled the Wolf; "if it was not you it was your father;" and with that he rushed upon the poor little Lamb and .WARRA WARRA WARRA WARRA WARRA .ate her all up. But before she died she gasped out ."Any excuse will serve a tyrant."

chloebware

12/28/11 6:01 PM

#9180 RE: teapeebubbles #9178

Hey buddy just found another.......
The Tyrant Frog


A SNAKE swallowing a frog head-first was approached by a Naturalist
with a stick.

"Ah, my deliverer," said the Snake as well as he could, "you have
arrived just in time; this reptile, you see, is pitching into me
without provocation."

"Sir," replied the Naturalist, "I need a snakeskin for my
collection, but if you had not explained I should not have
interrupted you, for I thought you were at dinner."

chloebware

12/28/11 7:53 PM

#9182 RE: teapeebubbles #9178

I love small dogs too...... Thought of you and your cute dog