Scraping the top layer of dirt away to expose the coal, they found an unknown fungus that that has proved to cure cancer! Beneath the 1 trillion cubic yards of coal, they found a vein of diamond that stretches 140 thousand yards by 60 thousand yards! Just about enough diamonds to satisfy my wife! :)
Nothing wrong with Black Diamonds... Put food on my table for years when I was a kid... and if you breath in enough of that black diamond dust... you will not need to worry about cancer?