Get the freak off Matts back about the hang ups and time outs, he's aware of whats going on and doesn't need a dirty diaper stuck to his butt
What a tempting line.... He might really need that stuck dirty diaper right where it is if he switches ISP's in CA and especially in San Fransisco. Everyone is just trying to be helpful.
I'm sure their working on the problems with both hands and one foot.
No one disputes that they're diligently working on their hangups (rather appropriate word usage with Matt in CA) over there. <g> But, so long as he remains in CA, he will need to use his remaining foot to keep that diaper firmly stuck to his backside. Placed appropriately, it will produce much better results than the alternatives.