Replies to post #155092 on Tornado Alley (PROG)

[DesertDrifter]

As soon as they decided to become Christians, the headache was gone.

lobotomies sometimes have that effect. to erase logic and reality from the frontal lobe creates the perfect substrate for being a fundamentalist. DD 3:18

[fuagf]

iMmINeNt RApTUre, you accuse Jesus/God of torture!

They will be ropable .. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ropable .. seriously ..

Did you know that experience has revealed torture is not
conducive to gaining accurate and valuable information?

[F6]

iMmINeNt RApTUre -- uncomprehending, imagining a conflict that ain't there between (your not getting, or just avoiding) what I said and the snippet you highlighted; not responsive

though yes, I can see how 'hearing about Christ' -- i.e. coming under unceasing hysterical haranguing by drooling frothy-nostriled bushy-eyed and wide-tailed (newly) true believers verily crapping themselves proclaiming unto ye "GOOD NEWS, SINNER! GOD sent US to save YOU! HE loves YOU so MUCH that HE says SAY what WE say and DO what WE do or YOU'LL BE DAMNED! PRAISE JESUS! AHAHAHAHAHA!" -- could lead to headaches readily miraculously cured by conformance

it is actually amazing to me that you could even have selected that just totally Monty-Python-esque snippet to highlight -- did it even occur to you that that might be the sort of thing which becomes indistinguishable from the most irreverent satire others could conjure?