Replies to post #726 on Derf's Grotto

[AKvetch]

I Want Some Milk

Susie the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Derf to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When Derf read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.

Susie came to the door, and Derf said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

Susie said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

Derf asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"

Susie replied, "No, just up to my waist."