I'll stand with him too, RKYMNT4, just as long he isn't standing in MY gold lamé stiletto heels. (Come on, 567, you can give them back. That way I'll know what to buy you for your birthday this year!)
You know you can't wear them on board your ship full of CGFIA stock. They will be tough to wear on a rolling deck, not to mention climbing the rigging!
Boy, we need to get this Flotilla moving! The crews are starting to show the strain of waiting around. When do we get shore leave?