oh...couldn't you make up something more exciting...like you ran off with RagingAaron's daughter who turned out to be your cousin thrice removed from an Uncle you never knew you had and you are now working for him full time running his stable of...never mind.
Derf, we actually conversed on that board in a past cyber-life. What a board. I'm sure that a more wretched collection of humanity has been assembled somewhere, but I haven't seen it.
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