Replies to post #140255 on Tornado Alley (PROG)

[DesertDrifter]

I guess it doesn't take much to catch the Eye of Newt. Her facelift looks so taut that you could probably bounce quarters off her eyebrows.

But his impeaching of Bill for doing exactly the same thing he was doing at the same time is such an insult to the constitutional process that i can't believe he gets support from the church ladies, the teabaggers, or even people whose names rhyme with Nantucket.

And the Arnold... he was trying so hard to imitate the Kennedy's that he boffed the maid and somehow had her paid off so well that she didn't sell the story to the tabloids, then it was ARNOLD that released the information... You would think after all the steroids he admittedly took that his nuts would be the size of the period at the end of this sentence, but he still ended up being the Sperminator. Since the maid was married at the time, i imagine that it was the cover that could have fooled Maria, and i supposed they have done DNA tests...

I have always liked Maria, especially during her journalist days, and always wondered WTF she was doing with the beefcake republican slut-banger (his history is well documented). Maria has been so tensed up and skinny the last few years that she has begun to resemble the Crypt Keeper... maybe now she can be free to pursue HER dreams again, and have a cheeseburger or two.