Look for "Porkie's Picks". Check out the Piggy' daily stock advice straight from the Pig-Pen. Porky's investing record is flawless. "This Pig has never made a dime in the market."
Little Piggy pulls his pork daily to bring Axis Readers his latest and best advice.
Pay no attention to the vicious limerick making the rounds...
This Porky Piggy shunned the market and Little Evil Boy stayed home. Axis investors will eat roast beef, Poor Little Pig-man will have none. Little Pig and Dr. Evil will go wee, wee, wee all the way home.