UPDATE (interpretation) Expo Holdings, Inc., North Wilkesboro, NC (and all the ships at sea):
"We are still working on the only significant deal we ever pulled off...the Lowes displays. But we don't have anything to PR besides the stapling deal with NRS (which we were careful NOT to confuse with this other deal we are hoping will strike someone as something new even though it's another same old order). The sheer weight of our own importance has resulted in gravity increasing in and around the plant causing the construction of the remainder of the Lowes display order to have assumed additional mass. "Heavy" in this case was meant to imply we're really being industrious and making a ton of money but no, the displays in our private gravity well have just become really heavy. Feel free to visit anytime, we'd love to weigh you down with some misleading, err, ahhh, have you stop by." All IMHO.
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