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[Bruce the Stock Guy]

Letter from a Reader>>>>>>Dear Bruce the Stock Guy,I'm a man in my late forties married to a wonderful woman.We enjoy movies,concerts,dining,long walks on the beach.We cuddle and watch those mushy Oxyagen channel shows but sometimes she can be a little aggressive with that TV remote! I dont have a question for you-I'm just happy! Married Bliss in DC>>>>>Dear Married Bliss,Tomorrow morning buy as much NBRI at .055 as you possibly can..Begin taking Female Hormones..NBRI will make you so much money by the time the hormones kick in, you'll have a great rack and be able to afford the complete sex change operation to boot! Bruce the Stock Guy

[Bruce the Stock Guy]

Letter from a reader>>>>>Dear Bruce the Stock Guy,I'm a nice guy with a problem..I have a weird oval head and cant get a girlfriend.I've taken to online dating and do well until we meet in person-Then I immedietly get the cold shoulder.What can I do to get a girl who will like me for me? Help me in Phoenix >>>>>>Dear Elephant man..Invest all your money in NBRI at .047 and for the next several weeks cultivate several online female targets..Send old college pics and think of a cool occupation like a SPY or something..Romance them with your BS..Girls enjoy guys who "give good keyboard"..Now cash in some of your NBRI profits and plan a ski trip to Aspen with your new prospect..Buy a couple cool ski outfits with stylish hats for the both of you..Dont take the hat off until she falls for you..Avoid warm places where you may have to take off the hat..If she's crazy tell her you have to leave the country on a spy mission and bail quickly..Bruce the Stock Guy