And I thought you couldn't buy through Scottrade because it's halted. Maybe they gave you another one of their erroneous 5000 to 1 forward splits. What a joke! Must be a full moon this week.
Ok fine, have your fun. After all, you only have a day or two left to try and screw everyone else over. When this starts going up, will you go away finally? And take all your friends with you.