Good Job Captain, you really put one over on this old Admiral. It was completely hilarious and I never took a word of it seriously.
However, as I stood to leave the room, I must have tripped over an anvil, but the doctor says that the new screws he put in my ankle will last for years. Eventually, he says, the pain and swelling will either go away or at least become barely noticable. Nope, your post didn't upset me at all.
And the lawyer my wife hired isn't such a bad fellow. Even if he has taken ever poor husband to the cleaners, he has always patted them on the back as they left the courtroom. I can not understand why she is so upset. The cat was getting along in years ... gosh, she had had her since Reagan was in the Whitehouse. It was a very funny post for April Fools Day.
I did have a few harsh words with the insurance adjuster, but he was actually nicer than the Constables who came out to visit. Oh, I guess they weren't that bad ... the cuffs didn't completely cut off the circulation. Wonder who left last years calendar on the wall ... I would have sworn it was still March.
Anyway, you really did a good job with that post ... very funny.
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