Replies to post #25969 on Derf's Grotto

[Hoople]

There is lots of room between the silly things I see many women squeezing their red feet into and sensible, my dear.

I went to a wine tasting the other night and there's this very pretty blonde woman, you look down and her magenta feet are screaming to be set free from these roach stompers she felt were necessary in order to be stylish. It was so silly I spat my wine out holding back a laugh. I'm sure me spitting my wine out was about as appetizing as her magenta, but stylish and by this point, bulging feet.

Sorry, another one of my peeves.