Funny you should mention jumping...
Picture this, a man in free fall, above his head, tethered like a parachute is a grand piano, below the piano, on smaller lines is tied an anchor. The caption reads: "Murray didn't feel the first pangs of real panic until he pulled the emergency cord."
Far Side Desk Calendar, March 9th, 2001
I saw that on Friday, and immediately thought of Ogden and his skydiving. Ashamed to admit it, but I laughed at the thought.