Kuni-hushy-too-muchy disease is a very treatable ailment that can be totally cured with just the right amount of Talky-Good-Newsy cream spread evenly around all of the sore spots and rubbed in until completely soaked into the affected area.
Not to be mistaken for Talky-Too-Much-Crappy, that is often spread over the area much too thickly and actually makes the affected area much worse than it was before with a lingering noxious odor that remains for a very long time after...