Is that your opinion, or is that a libelous statement? If you are posting your opinion, that is okay. My opinion is that your member is too small. I heard heresy from girls who laughed at you when you streaked across the mall. But then again, I only heard that second hand.
I suppose you will quote George Castanza about shrinkage as it is winter. But remember, you were inside a warm, heated mall. So I dont buy that.