Gold or diamonds...nah.....perhaps a revolutionary Diet plan...JD will call it the Wilkesboro Diet...patent pending of course. The Diet plan calls for you to eat an unlimited amount of sawdust and back~fat.....you then crap out a doghouse that comes fully stocked with scented candles.....so far they are only available in brown and work is being done to 'correct' problems with the aroma emitted.....