Personally I think he should leverage his "medical expertise" in Sy-Med and start performing liposuction on obese customers. He could then ship the fat to his warehouse (when he buys one) and start processing the fat into bio-fuel.
It would be a win-win for everyone (customers lose weight, Brian gets to finally perform an altruistic service, etc.) and just might be the ticket to get the share price over .0009. Then I can sell this sucky stock and break even..