Mark:
I bow to my most estemed elder comrade, who has all of the knowledge about such EDD medicinals.
I always thought that EDD was just someone that couldn't spell ED, or maybe he stutters.
But back to the original postulate, I do believe that heat is generated by friction, not over all angle. So more appropriately it should actually be:
If the girth of the meat is in direct proportion to the motion of the ocean, then the heat of the meat is conserved
(entropy), leading to tsunamis of pleasure.
Hip