awww come on... don't be a pessimist. we could go there in suspended animation for a few years, protected by our frozen state, some lead, and a plasma cloud. And there is more than one universe, separated by the fabric of time and space. Connected by worm holes and pleats in the fabric.
Now if we could only find a way to fix the potholes in our roads and get dickmilde to pay his share of the taxes, and to join the same universe as the rest of us.... we could start the technology surge needed to do it.