I should have done that, Churak. How could I not devote the effort for an illustrious correspondent like yourself? Ah, well. Do you think this will make up for it? Or is the reference to your name too subtle.
There once was a chap from New York Who the other guys thought was a dork But the women whose eyes Feasted on his great size Quickly found ways to put him to work.
(I originally wrote a different closing line, but the pig objected.)