My elbow hurts like hell . If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better
The corollary [opposite actually] to this is the fun that teenage and 20 something men {okay and maybe some older ones too) have with elbows in crowded rooms.
Jeopardy time (pun intended)...and the answer is:
"More of these are copped with elbows than hands."
Now if I could have easily found the music to play with (pun not intended) this post......