LMAO!! I'm done, I'm done... I apologize. I PROMISE no more talk of certain partners who shall remain nameless in this post.
Damn. Question things and people go on a witch hunt.
-How can we tell if she is made out of wood?
-Build a bridge out of her?
-Does wood sink in water?
-No! It floats. Take her to the pond!
-What else floats in water?
-Apples? Very small pebbles? Gr..gravy? A DUCK!!
-So logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she is made out of wood, and therefore a WITCH!
I am no more a basher or nutz than I am a witch.