Fine. You win. I only spent all day and all night on this because I'm trying to accomplish something for the good of iHub and didn't think it was too onerous a thing. I thought wrong.
The survey's gone. I'll figure out something else. Maybe the spam PM approach with a URL to the survey for people who will voluntarily fill it in, then make it a requirement for new members.
Excuse the shit outta me, eh? I would've appreciated a less vitriolic way of letting me know it didn't meet with your approval.