Wouldn't it be nice if you and the boys could reminisce about your Jailhouse experiences over on The Parking Lot #board-37. That's the place for "fun"; looks like The Jailhouse is the place for behaviour modification. Of course, that's not to say people can't have fun while in the asylum, but wouldn't you rather have a mentor than a warden?
Best, AK
p.s. Gads, you guys sure have a lot of time on your hands <g>.