StephanieVanbryce: ole saying down here in Texas. Nothing like new boobs for a old boob. My mother had an ole saying, a new paint job will make any ole barn pretty again. Looks like she did both.
Medically, it is the first case in history where saline breast implants had a side effect of raising an IQ by 10 points... The phenomenon isn't totally understood yet, but it is believed to be from the dampening effect on the echo chamber that resides between her ears.
It is possible that she has had a rumored prototype of the Noise Canceling units implanted, courtesy of a joint investment by Dow Corning and Monsanto.
The units have special Alaska-grade antifreeze as a component... as ordinary saline implants would freeze up like sea ice when she is asked a question that requires two-syllable answers.