Yep Tony could buy shirt that says
I Upped My Income with __________. Up Yours!!
He could get Velcro Letters for the stock of the moment
MVEE, MEMI, CALY, CYPT, HIV, BPTR, MUCL, MCET, VOII, VOIC,
MWAV, GSTY, OXIS, FMYR, and MTCH
funniest one would probably be HIV