I never touched your mom (I wasn't drunk enough), and 2nd, I'm very, very happy with life. Just ask Jeff (my imaginary friend).
This is my last post of the day, so you may attack me at will if you'd like.
:)
Anyway, just kidding about your mother (we DID get it on).
But seriously, I hope you and everyone else here makes a ton of dough. You can certainly SKIP my posts from now on if they bother you so much.
That wasn't my intention.
Have a great weekend and a Happy Easter!
Crew