Ohhhhh, Mannnnn, you are soooooo cruel.
Here's oldfolks acheckin' the boards, shabbily shaken by you shouting a shibboleth about shunting my shekels and my few shredded shillings. Surely, I shudder, there's time ere i shutter my shop.
"Yeah, but ...", cry I!
"Must I die destitute, done in by a devouring bear, depriving my dependents of delightful dividends?"
Fred