Whut a load of crappola. I'd bet yer eyes are brown, kinda' like a fuel gauge.
You could simply inform young Matt that you are only gonna' use the bbarrett49 alias and no other and since you say yer wife is all p.o.'d in re:this situation, your problems would be over and you could get outta' jail.
But noooooooooo! You'd druther stay in here with Noriega and bitch, moan, and complain.
Ain't no "principles" involved here, it seems to me, just plain ol' pig-headedness. LOL.