I used to work nights, and I tried to slip into bed without turning on the light and as I layed my head down on my pillow after a hard day this enormous stench came my way. So I got up to turn on the light, and lo and behold I had puppy poop all over the back of my head and on my pillow.
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Kia...Been There, Hate That! I have created some pretty dammm interesting & creative words and phrases in those heated moments while jumping around on one foot.