ok...now we know why you've been gone a couple of days...get a bigger car, DUDE!
Driver Fined for Cramming Pony in Hatchback
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Dutch police fined the driver of small hatchback car after spotting a Shetland pony crammed in the back, police said on Thursday.
"The small Shetland pony had no room to move and his head was pressed against the window," police said. A woman on the back seat held the animal by a rope.
Police fined the 26-year-old German driver of the Volkswagen Polo 220 euros ($277.1) for improper transport of the animal, just bought on a local Dutch market.
"Once the driver has obtained an export certificate, the pony can go to Germany," police said.